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(646): View more from New York

your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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(516): View more from New York

I seem to have left my pride at pride

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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(619): View more from California

After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.

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(847): View more from Illinois

When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest

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(480): View more from Arizona

Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.

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