it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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