And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I checked into jail on foursquare
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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