gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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