would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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