i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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