Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My sheets look like a crime scene.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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