Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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