The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
