The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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