Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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