Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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