can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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