It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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