I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she told me i tasted like america
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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