So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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