So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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