Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Bring me that man meat
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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