It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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