is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
