we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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