David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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