but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The Olympian is in my bed
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