the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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