oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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