Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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