so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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