Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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