ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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