I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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