people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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