it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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