yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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