YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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