Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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