I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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