What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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