Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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