I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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