I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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