Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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