That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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