guys are not supposed to queef...right?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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