would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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