Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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