Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
where am i from again
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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