haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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