We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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