Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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