She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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