Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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