just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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