Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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