I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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