Whod you bang
Church boner. Awkwardddd
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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