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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I love you!

  (323): View more from California

  You're insane

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker

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• (+91): View more from India

  Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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  what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.

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• (607): View more from New York

  U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl

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• (818): View more from California

  Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.

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  We won.

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  USA USA USA

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.

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• (415): View more from California

  I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates

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