She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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