she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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